Pigs

I've read that pigs are most intelligent animals in the barnyard. (Except for the humans, I guess.) I once saw a thing on TV--on the show Real People, maybe?--where a guy had his pigs trained so that they wouldn't start eating their feed till he'd said grace!  And wild pigs are probably even smarter.

Pigs will eat anything, which must be why Jews and Moslems consider them unclean.  I've also read that they don't naturally overeat:  famers have to thrust tons of food in front of their snouts to get them to do so.

After seeing the miniseries Lonesome Dove, I read the Larry McMurtry novel.  On the second page or so Gus McRae says "You pigs git!" and reading that, I immediately saw Robert Duvall in the role!

There's the Warner Brothers cartoon character Porky Pig, who stutters. On Youtube you can find a home movie the cartoonists made for an office party, where carpenter Porky Pig hammers his thumb and keeps stuttering, "Oh, son of a b-b-b-..." Finally he says "Son of a gun!" points at the audience and says, "Ha ha, you thought I was going to say 'Son of a bitch,' didn't you?" One of his funniest cartoons is Porky in Wackyland!

When I was little I read a comic book where Uncle Scrooge was up against a pig character from the Klondike called Soapy Slick, where saving his fortune came down to a big dogsled race. (I recently read that this character was based on a real guy called Soapy Smith!)

Bookstores

It used to be that the store in a mall that interested me the most would always be the bookstore. Today there are malls that don't have bookstores at all!

When I visit London, England, I tend to spend a lot of time (and money) at the bookstores Foyle's and Watterstone's.  When I was there a couple of months ago, I bought several Portuguese books because I'm interested in learning that language.  One was a children's book about the history of Portugal.  Another was of Charles Perrault's French fairy tales, told in Portuguese. (Children's books tend to have pretty easy language.)

You can find a lot of interesting books in university bookstores. At the University of Toronto bookstore I once obtained a huge Chinese dictionary!

A few years back I got a couple of puzzle magazines at Indigo Books.  After I left the store, I realized I hadn't paid for them!  I went right back in and did so, but I could have just gone home and got away with stealing.  Yet there's enough injustice in the world without me adding to it.

The swimming pool

I used to swim when I was young.  Don't do it much today.

I remember how I failed a swimming course at age twelve. It was all very discouraging, right from the early lessons.  I would have quit early on, except that I didn't want to be a quitter.  I'll bet that the instructors looked at me in the first lesson and said, "That's the one who's going to fail!" And they let me sink (not literally!).  I should have just quit.

Three of my siblings failed a swimming course too, but at least they failed together, while I failed alone!

I recall that on the day I failed, we'd bought a new Royal electric typewriter.  So I've always associated that typewriter with my failure.

I remember that the Beverley Hillbillies called their swimming pool "the cee-ment pond"!

Family dinners

Occasionally we'll have the whole family over for a big dinner, often of Indian food. (There's a good Indian restaurant around the corner from our house.) Sometimes we'll put two tables together and bring in chairs so there'll be room for everyone.

I tend to be the first to leave the table afterward.  Small talk isn't my thing.  My father and sister make better hosts than I do: company sometimes wears me out.

My brother and his family are vegans, so that can be hard to plan for. (It makes me appreciate mere vegetarians!) When they come over for dinner, they often bring the food, which simplifies things.

Father's getting on in years and we don't eat out much these days. We used to to to the Swiss Chalet chicken restaurant in the month before Christmas because they'd throw in a Toblerone chocolate bar with the special.  We also went to the Mandarin Chinese buffet, but you have to be careful to avoid overeating at those places.

Does anyone remember the Ponderosa steak houses?

Wilderness

The "Little House" books were written by Laura Ingalls Wilder, and set in the wilderness.  So that's what I'll write about.

I really like the "Little House" books.  I read the first three when I was young, and the rest decades later.  They're children's fiction based on Wilder's actual family, who moved around the American frontier before settling down in South Dakota.

There's some controversy about the book.  Wilder's daughter Rose Wilder Lane, who wrote some novels of her own, served as her editor, and some people wonder how much of the books are her work.  Her daughter was an early libertarian, and it's been suggested that her story is told through the prism of the daughter's anti-government sentiments.  One example is the part in the books where the family sells a cow and makes economies to pay for her blind sister to attend a school for the vision-impaired.  In real life, the territorial government picked up the tab!  But maybe the change was just to make it a better story...

Michael Landon's TV show, on the other hand, I've always found quite shameless, cheesy and manipulative. (Notice how clean their clothes were!)

There's a spinoff book series focusing on Rose, after Laura, husband and daughter moved to a new farm in the Ozarks.  I ought to read those books too.

Morning rituals

What do I do in the morning that sustains me?  After I wake up and get out of bed, I go to my computer, open Facebook, and play the game Candy Crush Saga. I'm not sure that "sustains" me, but I do enjoy it.

It bugs me when my sister calls Candy Crush Saga a "video game." It's really a computer game that requires strategy!  You move around pieces of candy in six different colors, to form rows of three (or four or even five, as well as right-angle arrays). When you win a game at one level you get to move to the next, and I've passed Level 900! (I think there are over 1500 levels...) You can also use these boosters to put you over the top, but I never use them on principle.

The one thing I don't like about Candy Crush Saga is that when you lose a game, there's this little girl who cries! (That always makes me feel guilty.) When you win, she jumps for joy.  It also has sound effects, but I turn them off most of the time.  I get the impression that the game's really popular with East Asians.

The same company has a game called Pet Rescue Saga, where you remove blocks to save critters.

In the morning I also take iron and Cipralex pills.  And over breakfast I read The Globe and Mail.

East Indians

Indian civilization has deep roots, with a rarefied intellectual tendency.  They invented chess, our number system and several religions.  I should learn more about it. (Michael Wood made a good British documentary series about the history of India.)

I've liked a lot of movies from India, including Mira Nair's Salaam Bombay and Monsoon Wedding.  Some of the best are by Satyajit Ray from Bengal, including his three movies about young Apu.

One of the things I like best about India is the food!  I first discovered Indian food in my late twenties, when we spent a year in Glasgow, Scotland. (Britain is a good place for "ethnic" food.) Lucky there's an Indian restaurant around corner from our house!

India today is going through many of the same changes that Britain and much of the Western world went through in the 19th century, what with industrialization and urbanization. (Living in Mumbai is said to be as bad for your lungs as smoking!) In fact, the British director Michael Winterbottom recently made Trishna, a reworking of Thomas Hardy's Tess of the d'Urbervilles set in today's India.