Friday, December 6, 2013

What a way to die!

Most people will tell you that they'd rather die peacefully, without pain, even in their sleep.  But I'm not so sure.  Since you only die once, maybe you should have a big, flamboyant exit.  Something like James Cagney in White Heat, climbing to the top of the oil refinery and blowing the whole place to kingdom come.  And there was a guy in Hiroshima right below the bomb, and all that was left of him was his shadow on a wall.

As for what to do with my body, I'd prefer cremation.  My only problem with worms is that they work slowly.  And I don't care for getting a little section of land that posterity has to grant sanctity to.  Tibetans and Parsees feed you to the vultures, which is eco-friendly.  In China they have "tree burials," where they cremate you and plant a tree over your ashes.  I think that's what I'd like best:  the idea of a living memorial appeals to me.  And the tree species I'd prefer is oak.

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